I literally just saw someone refer to Facebook as society, and I was overcome with a rage to beat the living shit out of this person.
Person A: Gonna delete Facebook.
Idiot: Don’t let other people force you outta society.
…. He said Facebook, not become a hermit.
Jay Brannan, La La La
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No, this is not a hoodie appreciation post… although you might appreciate your hoodie for the same reasons. Or maybe it’s a sweater, a jacket, or a coat. This is also the clever title for a book of essays I thought of while in the shower the other day. Perhaps I can get friends to contribute. I apologize if you read my essay after the jump and it’s jumbled. I didn’t bother to edit it for content, structure, or sense. Consider it an exercise in free-association.
1 Supposedly I’ve lost 13 pounds on this diet I’ve put myself on… but I feel like I should see or feel a difference with 13 pounds missing. It makes me wonder if I’ve really lost that much weight or not. WHY IS BEING THIN SO MUCH WORK!?
This bat is said to be on the verge of extinction due to poaching.
And who is sad about this? It’s the size of a toddler. I am not sad about this.
I just beat Uncharted 3 about an hour ago, and now I have no games left that I haven’t already beaten. I don’t know what to do… I suppose I could keep dicking around in the Dragon’s Dogma demo… but I don’t really know how many times I can kill the Griffin before I get bored. What to do… what to do… WHY IS IT NOT MAY 22 YET?!
I just read a bloggers report on the Dragon’s Dogma demo and he said that the Character Creation system “isn’t as good as Skyrim, but still pretty great”. Are you high? Do you have a different version of the Skyrim character system than the rest of us? I mean, I love me some Skyrim (I run a Skyrim blog for fuck’s sake) but the Dragon’s Dogma editor is LEAPS AND BOUNDS better. No, you cannot change class and be a giant cat-person (so?) but you do get to change your HEIGHT, WEIGHT, MUSCLE DEFINITION, BREAST SIZE, along with the tons of options Skyrim offers. You also get to add SCARS, CLOSED or HALF-CLOSED EYES, and DIFFERENT COLORED EYES. Not to mention you can add the pointed elven type ears if you want to. Granted I found the makeup colors to do absolutely shit for you, and the warpaint options are minimal, but the rest of the choices far than make up for that.
The level of customization in this game should be standard for any RPG, especially an open-world one. Everyone else needs to realize this revolution and jump on board. I’m tired of games with this level of awesome character creation being few and far between.
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